not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

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yourebeautiful-acceptitlove:

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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WHAT

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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hell-and-infinity:

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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